FAQs About Our Food
This answers another question we sometimes get, like "can I add fresh broccoli on my pizza?" My first thought is "why?" and my second is that this is only the 2nd person we've heard ask it in the 2 years we have been here. So, this is why we won't sell fresh broccoli, etc. because if we are only open 2-3 days per week, it's not going to hold over those days we are closed as something in the freezer would. If we don't use sauce, cheese, etc. by the closing time, and if we are not open for 5 more days or doing any special events, all of that gets tossed. If we were open full time, this wouldn't need to happen, but again, this is all part of what we answer on our business FAQs.
This should answer the questions we sometimes get:
Customer: Hi, do you have any tuna?
Me: No, I'm sorry, we don't.
Customer: Hi, okay, can you make a tuna fish sandwich?
Me: No, we don’t have tuna, so we can’t make a tuna fish sandwich.
Customer: How about a fried fish sandwich?
Me: No, we don't have that either.
Customer: Do you have any sushi?
Me: No, we don't sell sushi.
Customer: Do you have any chow mein?
Me: No, we don't have that either.
Customer: Hmm, do you have any tacos?
Me: No, we don't have any tacos.
Customer: Maybe some Pad Thai?
Me: No, I'm sorry, we don't have that.
Customer: Do you have any Pho?
Me: No, we don't have Pho either.
Customer: How about some curry?
Me: No, we don't sell curry.
Customer: Do you have any Eggs Benedict?
Me: No, we don't serve breakfast foods.
Customer: How about a Lobster Bisque?
Me: No, we don't have that either.
Customer: Do you have any escargot?
Me: No, we definitely don't have escargot.
Customer: Do you have any Beef Wellington?
Me: No.
Customer: Do you have any oysters?
Me: No.
Customer: Caviar?
Me: No.
Customer: Foie Gras?
Me: No.
Customer: How about some Tacos?
Me: No.
Customer: Chiles en Nogada?
Me: No.
Customer: Burritos?
Me: No.
Customer: Quesadillas?
Me: No.
Customer: Spanakopita?
Me: No.
Customer: Strawberry flavored milk curds from sweden?
Me: No. We only carry the items that are listed on our menu, which are mostly pizzas, subs, cheesesteaks, chicken fingers, and the regular stuff you would get at a pizza place.
* Side note: While I understand people have specific food preferences, I'm not sure why someone would ask if we carry things that most pizza places do not, and other pizza places do carry these things, I'm not sure they would be that good of a place if they are simply a jack of all trades. Even our plant-based vegan options are all based on traditional pizza place foods, and not exotic dishes from other countries. We focus on what we do well, and do not believe in adding every single possible option to our menu. We already have 2 refrigerators, 4 freezers, and just simply do not have the space for every possible option on earth.
Additional FAQs
Here are some other frequently asked questions below: